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Don't miss our Air Command Contest on Facebook! Tell us your personal “Must Have”-button and win one of 10 Air Commands by Fujitsu.
- A “I want beer out of the fridge”-button?
- A “I need a room cleaner”-button?
- A “I want FOOD! NOW”-button?
Deadline of the contest is Wednesday, 16th of June, 12:00 pm. A Jury will announce the winner on the One Living Room Wall.
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359 Comments
What about a weekend button.
Because every day i wait for the weekend to do what i want. Every day I have to rise with the sun and on weekend i can stay in bed as long as i want. On weekend i enjoy meeting with friends and having fun. But weekend pass by so fast and then its monday morning and i wish that it became weekend.
That's why i want a button to switch to weekend.
MMW - Mute My Wife
It's important not only for me. For all man! ;)
PS My wife disagrees ;)
Feel free to be inspired by this amazing product from JVC :D
Haha, awesome :D I think, that i will join the cointest :) My girl is living too far away - so i think i want a button to make her come over immediately.
If this works, i will have all in one: my girl, someone to clean, someone who brings the beer - and many functions more :D
cointest - contest... u know what i wanna say, i bet ;)
argh, unbelievable robert found the same remote :D but mine pretends to be a fujitsu one at least ;)
maybe i am wrong - but do most men in here don't want to have a real women-friendly remote control? :D
I want a women-friendly remote. But I also want man-friendly women ;)
How about an "Favorite Time" button?
You check the TV EPG and suddenly you see that you missed a show or that it's upcoming but very late. So with the remote you can change time and see this show directly <3
Of course you can also use a reality remote like the one in Click. It has some very nice features but as you saw in the movie it can be very dangerous! :D
If money is getting scarce just push this button ;-)
haha, same here, szymon ;)
now i have got an idea for a remote control, that my girl would love, too - the remote control with a more-money-button.
hehe, i am a little late with my ideas today, i'm afraid ;)
Everyone knows that eating is really fun. I love to eat. I love to have a barbecue. I love to eat burger and doner kebap. But then i could cry when i see my weight going up. So what about this button to solve this problem?
Do you guys know the following situation? You are together with friends and drink some beer or other alcoholic drinks. Then the situation goes out of control. Then you are drunken and badly off. So time is your friend to sober up. What if there were a button for that. Would this be beautiful?
yeah, great idea, netbuzzr ;)
How about a HUGE magic button? No-one knows how it works but you...
I would suggest a connection to the facebook network. First: The SHARE BUTTON. All my friends will now what i'm doing / watching / listen to - immediately.
Second: The LIKE BUTTON. I'm collection "souvenirs" all over the internet - and of course everyone do. So this button is the best way to participate in a very easy way.
Don't miss amazon. Where else do you guys buy your (i.e.) electronic stuff?
One click and everything you see is on your wishlist. Or advanced: in your shopping cart.
We talk about buttons... but to be true: GESTURES are the future. So gestures might be a solution of a device / remote control which is able to beat the obsolete point-and-click-handling.
Right, so you are sitting at home not knowing what to do.. The answer to get you out of the boredom? Let me introduce, the PARTY BUTTON!
It's pretty self explanatory... :D
Ok, we have heard about love potions and other aphrodisiacs, but never has life been less complicated with the love button, just don't overuse it... :D
Now for a realistic button that could actually work in real life, inspired by @farbensport I give you the twitter button. I let's you easily tweet whatever it is you are watching.
Speaking of buttons, check out this youtube video of the "emergency party button" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZIfIzNW9xM
Source: http://www.engadget.com/2008/05/08/emergency-party-button-turns-cribs-to-clubs-in-seconds-flat/
What about a button that stops the war everywhere on earth.
This button is nice if you work in an office and wait for a promotion. Just press
I think a button to travel in time would be nice to. So you can check the next lotto numbers
Did you guys notice the new micropayment platform called "Flattr"?
http://flattr.com/
A DONATION-BUTTON let you show love for the things you like.
The content-owner will earn some money and you support the right people out of a good reasons.
Business becomes even more important. Why don't use a global network of professionals? The BUSINESS-BUTTON connects you to everyone you're watching in the moment and want to make business with.
The burger in left and the french fries in the right hand - isn't that a nice idea? The FAST-FOOD BUTTON enables this great imagination.
The HOME-BUTTON is your anchor - never mind where you are. He will bring you back to the main menu or a selected program.
Every day i have to travel with train between my office and home. It would be nice if i could beam myself at home with one buttonpress
I hate when it rains outside, so i wish a button to switch on the sun ;-)
Just click the MASH-UP BUTTON twice and everything you mash up with each other will generate a new idea, object, website, program. Unleash your creativity!
The SCREEN-BUTTON enables you to take a screenshot meanwhile your whatching a scene you want to save.
The meal was good but who want's to clean the dishes afterwards? Nobody. It would be very comfortable to click the CLEAN-BUTTON whenever I want. Now it's your turn, Fujitsu! ;)
Need help with some features in windows media center? Can't get your little "Q" to record? Everything is solved with a click of the HELP button :D
Ok, so which superpower is the one you would like to have most? How about a fly button, if it's you or the little "Q" that will catch some air is unknown...
Ok, this one is one I would really like to have! A transformation button that lets ou transform just like in transformers: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0418279/
Ok, so you are out shopping with your girlfriend or significant other and it is taking ages! That's why you have a "fast shop" button which takes the pain out of a long boring shopping trip.
This is a button that my little sister asked for, the amazing no school button. Never has it been easier to skip school, because with this button there actually is no school!
I'm missing a button that finds me the channel of desired sport.
1. Push once: American football
2. Push twice: Soccer
3. Push three times: Ice Hockey
and so on :) And also a button to avoid commercials.
Sometimes it would be interesting to switch the language into the original language.
Mhhhhhhh.... :)
I really like a very cold Coke while i'm watching a great movie.
One Latte Macchiato Please. With an extra shot of camomile.
What about the hot new gossip? I would like to press the GOSSIP-BUTTON whenever I see an interesting person.
How about one click and the right Wikipedia-entry will tell you more about... everything?!
Uhhh, the sun is shining all day long. Very disturbing while watching a movie. The solution: just press the DARKEN-BUTTON and your window will darken the lightning from outside the room.
Now a very saucy idea ;)
Press the UNDRESS-BUTTON and see all the dirty secrets you ever wanted to know.
Commercial cleaner, automatically cleans away all the commercials for people still watching normal TV ;-)
The ultimate mute won't just mute your TV, but also the construction noise outside, all the screaming kids and your nagging boss. Best button ever!
Tired of changing the dipers from your own offspring? Can't stand the smell? No more worries with the automatic diaper changer button!
We all know that the little "Q" is environmentally friendly, but what about your TV, stereo and satellite receiver system? All these appliances use power while they are not in use but still plugged in. With the all off button your whole living room would be turned off while you are away. Saving money on electricity and saving the planet at the same time.
Low on cash? Need to buy the newest Esprimo model but just can't afford it? Don't click the payday button, click the €€€ button and money will fall from the sky!
Not enough time to do everything you want to do? Don't you just hate that you don't have more than 24 hours each day and night? Not a problem anymore with the more time button you can finish everything you want by just adding a few more hours when you need it!
Do you know the situation. Somebody is talking real sh... and the only thing you want is him to shut up? Press!
It would be perfect if you see a beautiful girl and just need to press this button to get a kiss ;-)
In many situations you need some special help from above. You close your eyes and wish to have luck. Or you press this button
@netbuzzr
Shut up is already covered by the ultimate mute button and Kiss me is pretty much covered by the love button, but I like your ideas. I clicked your "shut up" button, let's see if it works ;-)
Can't seem to fall asleep? Forget about the sleeping pills just click the sleep button! I think I'm going to try it out soon :p
Tired of spending ages in the sun working on your tan? Life just got a whole lot easier, introducing the TAN button you can stay inside with your little "Q" all summer but still look great!
Tired of your girlfriend bugging you for a massage? Or do you want one yourself? Just click the massage button...
@RobertGrinde : Hehe, i didn't look at all other ideas, so they might be overlapping ;-)
So next one would solve many problems. If you want to buy something and there is low tide in the wallet you just need to press this button
Do you know the situation that somebody is deciding something and you do not agree with it? With this button you are allowed to decide everything you want.
This button could be interessting for every Webmaster and SEO. Just switch the Pagerank of your website to 10. Woow that would be great.
Another SEO Button. Every SEO knows, that a high PR don't mean top positions at Google Search Results. With this button the pole in Google SERPs is reserved for you
@netbuzzr Well maybe you should check, no need to have the same idea twice. I think your need money button is pretty much covered by the €€€ button. But I love the Google SERP button, people would kill for that one...
Anyways, a new button concept, if everyone is in a bad mood, just click the smile button and everyone will be happy again!
Want to experience 4D TV?
Want more cash for your ads? :P
Fast access to online banking!
If you want to have some fun with quotes from bash.org
Want a new Blu-ray?
Oh there is a new product but you can't afford it? Then go get a credit...
Download the newest stuff
When you need something to drink click here!
Browse eBay easier :)
Participate directly in the elections!
Check you mails!
The button for using www.flattr.com
If you just want FUN!
Want to play something? Press this button!
The girls button :D
Want to see HD TV?
You are ill? Get healthy!
Your speed is too slow? Press this button!
Get a new house!
If you want to see the series "How I met your mother"
Searching for your iPhone? Find it!
Lost your license? Then get it!
Want to have night now?
You have to stay awake all night? No problem!
Need to manage your paypal account?
Need more points for onelivingroom? :D
HELP! Police!
Gain more power!
Become president :D
The kids are too loud? Press here!
Want to see the last scene again? Press replay!
You love skating? Then do it!
Make some sports!
I want summer.. NOW! :D
Don't go the toilet. Let the toilet come to you!
Manage your torrents!
Get Vuvuzelas for world cup!
Summer is too hot?
Everybody has wishes :)
Watch some videos on YouTube!
If you want to chat, press here!
Check Facebook!
Want to read the news?
And the search button for real life :D
I can sense a point war... :P
Wow thats really creative.
It's not me who started it..
Ok, we all know how to become pregnant, but what about women, that cannot become pregnant or who have no boyfriend? Just press this button to become pregnant
Turn anything into gold :)
Don't go to the fridge, let the fridge come to you!
Change the temperature!
I hope that OLT will delete that spam. And btw. @ABAS you started this with bios pictures... short memory?
What I miss on remote control is some track ball for mouse pointer. It would be very useful. I'm often using Mouse Keys option in Windows which allows me to track mouse on keyboard.
@SMEJDA: Short memory? As you know I only got one point for them and showed with those pictures how big that problem is... -.-
while watching the boring game between japan and cameroun i often thought of a goal-button ;)
Your girlfriend, your wife, your daughter or some other girl/woman disturbs you? No problem. Use this button and the problem disappears. :)
Every man knows the situation: You are experiencing best entertainment and then you notice that you have to clean the car. So nobody want's to stand up now and wash the car. But that's no problem anymore with this button. :)
"Free TV"? What's that? Well, let me explain. Everybody knows Pay-TV channels like sky. They often show in EPG which program is currently on air but they are encrypted so you need some decryption smartcard. But just use this button to transform those channels to free TV! :P
This problem affects everyone. It's summer and it's hot! You are actually glued to your couch. So what about an ice now? But that means to stand up! Don't be desperate! This button serves you the best and coldest ice! :)
It's boring and you want to save the day? Then just do it! Use the "jokes" button and laugh the whole day long. But take care: Laughing too much is unhealthy :D
You are sitting on your couch and suddenly realize that you have to make a call. Of course you could use the wireless phone but it's always placed in the station. So why don't press this button and everything works fine :)
That's my personal wish. Often I watch TV and want a snack. But that means to stand up and search for a snack. With this button you don't have this situations anymore. You just press it and on your TV you can see a selection of snacks. Just choose your favorite and your seat / couch serves it! :P
"Voice" is a word with multiple meanings. So for what a voice button on your remote? Well you could actually call it voice control. You press the button and say anything and your TV just performs it. :)
Well "weather" button sounds boring. But this isn't a standard "weather" button! This button allows you to change the weather like you want! Make it rain to save water for your garden. :D
@Casi : hehe this idea was in my brain too ;-) Btw. the match was really boring, but germany shows how to play soccer.
@Netbuzzr - yes, the game was complete crap ;)
Well Netbuzzr already mentioned the "beam home" button. But why not an universal "Beam" button? Choose your location on Google Maps and the fun begins. :) High-speed travel!
A button which is acutally very real. A button to start the browser. It would be also a great feature for the ESPRIMO remote. :) Just press it and surf the web!
With this button you can connect everything! Just point at 2 things and always press the button. We live in a connected world, don't we?
That's a thing which costs money and work. First you have to find a gas station. Then fuel your car for expensive prices and then drive back home. But don't do this anymore! Press this button and everything is done in one second. :P
And here again a name with multiple meanings. Well this button allows you to control your kitchen. Just regulate the cooker or whatever. And everything very comfortable directly on your TV!
Wow, very cool ideas - I create a command for differnt charakters or situations ;-)
The First - for Adult ;-)
Next: For the Gamer ;)
That's a feature which only exists in "model houses" to show the new achievments of the industry. Don't go to every light dimmer anymore. Just do it with your remote!
Next: This command can be used for anytime ^
Sorry, I mean remote ;-)
Next: For the social media
That's the dangerous "remove" button! Just point it towards anything you want and let it disappear. But take care: You can't undo this! So take care while using this button. :P
Next: The life remote control ;-)
This button is designed for people who have a dog and sometimes just don't want to walk the dog. They can use this button and suddenly their life becomes more relaxed! :)
Everybody knows them, but nobody wants them. Pickles. Press the button and all pickles diappear
it's not easy to fiend good friends. some people even don't have any friends. For those i have created this button
Live is so good when you are young and gets harder when you age. So what about being young forever?
Have you ever had the wish to be a celebrity? Push the button to become famous!
I love to receive presents. So what about a button to get a present?
You want to do something but you are not enough skilled? Don't cry! Press this button and suddenly you are a pro :)
Someone of your family members rang the doorbell and he / she doesn't have the house key? Then don't stand up! Just press the "door" button and it opens the door for you! :P
Your furniture is too old but you can't afford a new one? So why going to the shop? Just press this button and you can see all available parts directly on your TV. Just order and wait. :)
Forgot the button. Sorry :(
Problem with the mother in law are very common. So did you ever think about a GOOD mother in law? You didn't? Well then give it a try. It may work for you. Press and hope! :D
This button may be useful for the fun tasks! Your creativity is challenged? Then press this button and your head get filled with many many nice ideas!
This is button is very important for bad situation. Everybody is disturbing you and you can't do anything? Then press the "Leave me Alone" button and suddenly there is silence. :)
You want to be part of the situation? Then become it! Just press this button and the situation in TV suddenly becomes live. This is real entertainment, huh?
This is a quiet realistic button. Just press it and you get an overview of all magazines. Just choose yours and read it. And everything directly with your remote!
This would be quiet funny button. You are watching TV and the moderator is totally boring? Then why not trying out this button? Play with the moderator's body or face and it's funny again!
The big nobel prize. Everybody wants it but how can you get it? Well it's very easy. Just press this button and you will receive the nobel prize. Don't abuse!
You're tired and want both: close your eyes and keep looking tv? Then the send-to-brain-button is made for you :)
every one is able to record a show on tv. but sometimes the best jokes happen in real life, so u need this record-button to record all the funny things happening around you :)
Want to know what the people talk about you? Want to follow the girl of your dreams without her to notice you? No prob if your remote control contains the invisible button
Ever thought of having an "undress"-button? Come on, not what you are thinking about, guys - it just works on your own body ;) pretty useful if u come home too late and too drunk ;)
the harvest-remote control aka the farmville remote control ;) no boring clicking again and again - just push the button and it starts harvesting :)
what the hell is he talking about? no problem with the translate-button - translates every language and even makes you understand irony and the things said between the lines ;)
where the translate-button isn't strong enough, this one comes in the game: the lie-button. you don't have to wonder if someone is lying at you. just press the button - and if it starts to glow red, you are just listening to a liar :)
The "eBooks" section. It opens a virtual storage for books. Choose your book and begin reading. It's pretty nice and comfortable. :)
That's an experimental function. Just press the button and rent a car. Go outside and it's waiting for you already. Just imagine. :D
You see something interest and need to save it? Then you need the "Screenshot" button. It saves a screenshot to an external connected storage. Sounds very simple but is very helpful!
This function is nice. You just noticed that you need to send a SMS but your mobile is somewhere else in your house? Don't worry! Press the button and just do it!
This function is for people like me who want to share what they saw and about what they laughed. Well then press this button and upload your stuff to YouTube!
This one is for floor dealer. Press the button and get a view of all stock markets and deal! That's fast and comfortable. ;)
There is a vote going on in television and you want to participate in it? Then press this button and show your opinion!
Tired of everyone bothering you, just want some time for yourself? Click the alone button!
Can't seem to find a parking spot? Not anymore, just click the parkingbutton and one will magically appear.
Tired of your old car? Need a new one? Just click the car button and get a new car immediately.
Picture this situation, you are on the top floor and about to take the elevator down. Before you get in some kid clicked all the buttons and you will have to wait forever before the elevator finally gets down. With the down button you skip all the other floors and get right to where you want to be.
Sorry but those buttons already exist... (except of the parking button, this one is really nice :D)
Too hot outside? Click the fan button to get your own personal fan to help you cool down in the summer heat
Is it too dark to see? Need some light? Click the flashlightbutton and night turns to day.
Ah damned, forget it. Only the alone button exists already :P
Got a problem? Not anymore with the no-problem button.
Tired of all the conflicts around the world? End them with the peace button.
Forgot to call someone? Do you need a phone? Just click the phone button and we will connect you right away.
Are you hungry? Want a pizza? Get it right now with the pizza button!
Do you need to get away? Do you need to run fast? Get your speed up with the run button.
Competing in a contest? Need to win? Hit the win button!
Come on! Search before you post! The phone button also already exists -.-
Forgot to take your medicine? Just click the pill button and it's all good!
Getting upset about something? Need to take your chill pill? Just click the Chill button.
Tired of negotiating? Just want to close the deal right now? Click the deal button
Lost your key? Get it back with the key button.
Tired of staying on land? Do you want to go on an epic cruise voyage? Get right there with the sea button!
Do you fancy a cup of tea? Don't bother making it the hard way, just click the tea button.
Does you cooking sting? Become a master chef in noe time with the chef button.
Need to take a leak but don't feel like walking all the way to the toilet? Click the PEE button and all your problems will be solved.
Poke someone, in real life, with just the click of a button!
Do you want to get someone soaking wet? Soak the good with the soak button!
Thirsty? Where is the nearest bar? Find it with the bar button.
Ebooks are fine, but sometimes you just want the real stuff. Click the book button and get a paperback book in no time.
Tired of bad cellphone or wifi reception? Boost your signal with this button.
Need to light a fire? Forgot your matches? Just click the fire button and you are good to go!
Did you break something? Don't want to fix it? Let the glue button glue it back together for you.
Tired of walking? Would you rather like to float? Change the gravity with the gravity button!
Do you need to dismiss someone at work but don't want to do it yourself? Just click the dismiss button and they are gone before you know it.
Do you want to turn the world pink? Or maybe just you yellow shirt? With the pink button you can turn anything pink!
When we were kids we used to look up at the stars, how great would it be to get one you could have for yourself? With the star button you can pick any star you would like and make it yours!
We have all seen the cleaning buttons, but when your house just need to be vacuumed, click the vacuum button!
Sometimes you only have one option, but with this button you get many choices!
Want to delete that ugly graffiti? Or maybe you would like to delete the garbage that is piling up in your kitchen? Just click this delete button.
How about hypnotizing your neighbor into thinking he is a chicken? Or maybe your sister into bringing you beer? It's all possible with the hypnotize button.
Is it hot outside? You don't want a fan, you don't want ice. You want ice cream! Get it with the ice cream button!
Got a grudge against someone? Put a spell on them with the jinx button!
Lost your voice from screaming to much at the television because your team lost the match? Get your voice back with the voice button!
Picture this, you are in a really fun situation, but you forgot your camera to take a picture of it. So, you just click the photo button and the picture is taken for you!
There is a new decease spreading, but you don't want to go through all the trouble to get the vaccine. Just click the vaccine button and you are good for life!
You are in the desert, you have no water. What do you do? You click the water button of course! Instant water just when you need it the most.
Why want you by a car and drive it every day. Thats boring. Just use this button to choose a car of a huge car pool.
Everyone knows it. Every day you have a lot of tasks todo. So pushing this button and its done!
Farmer has often problems with their harvest because of dry periods and they wish it would rain. So here is the button, that solves that problem
Especially for woman this button could be very attractive. Do your hairs don't like the way you want. Then press this button and get a new haircut.
Did you ever want to learn something new? Maybe a foreign language? Then you know, that is often really hard. But with this button, learning is no problem anymore. Just press and you are able.
Meet every person on the world you want. For example, meet Miss Merkel and ask her questions about politics ;-)
Who doesn't know this problem. Every morning the same procedure. The bell rings and you have to stand up for work. But you are so tired. What about a button that blow the tiredness away?
Is somebody lying to you? By pressing this button you find out, if somebody is telling the truth or not.
Do you smell it? You have to wash! You don't feel like it today? Then press this button.
Tired of posting more pics here? But you want one of the ten esprimos? Press this button and win an esprimo ;-)
Ok, this button is only for the girl. I don't think that i have to explain it.
Do you ever had a moment, which you never want to be over? You enjoyed it, but as fast as it comes it was over. Just press pause and enjoy it as long as you want
As i mentioned in the post before, there are so much beautiful moments in your life, which goes so fast. What about record them and enjoy them as often as you want?
You see something very beautiful but it is very fast away. So what to do? Just use this button to zoom in!
And what about this type of button?
;)
And the second one just to show it more clearly.
It could be the Fashion Button... or just a funny gimmick ;)
Turn anything to bronze with the bronze button!
Live forever with the eternal life button!
Annoy your friends with the fart button!
End world hunger with the "feed the world" button.
Did your bank reject your loan application? Turn them around with the "get loan" button.
Not a fan of broccoli? Make anything taste good with this button.
Tired of using sunscreen? Just click the sunprotection button and you are all good!
We all like big things, supersize your house,TV or icecream with this button!
Is the pillow getting to hot? Don't turn it manually, just click this button instead.
Keep forgetting to water your plants? Just click this button and you don't have to think about it ever again!
Need more power for your laptop, cellphone or mp3player? Just hit the battery button.
What should you do when someone is ignoring you? Click the funny hat button and catch their attention.
Are you lost? Don't know where to go? Find your way with the map button.
You are trying to fix something, but you don't have the right screwdriver. Just click the screwdriver button!
Tired of your old t-shirt? Get a new one with the switch shirt button.
your buddy can't stop talking? You can change it with this button
need to get your destination in time? So choose this one – it works in a car and in the train, too
lying in bed, and thinking of so many things keep you from sleeping? Here's the solution
Your head is full of stupid things and so you can start the important project? Hit the brainstorming-button
someone is talking crap, your esprimo-mate posts senseless pics, your housefloor is full of leaflets? Time to push the button
you don't want to have sex with your partner but you don't want to cheat either? Press the button and your reason is understandable
your partner just hit the headache-button? So just hit this button to cure him – and after that get satisfied ;)
you're singing „last christmas“ and all presents are already bought but it's way too far until christmas? Press the button!
one of the most important features of a remote control which exists just in my imagination ;)
i wish i could do this... or even have a remote control which can handle it ;)
your favorite tv-show is done? Just 7 harry potter-books? The button keeps the story going on
Talking to a girl and the answer doesn't satisfy you? Give her another try with the alternative button – for an alternative ending ;)
so much work to do and you don't want to do this dirty work for hours and hours? Just skip the situation
you're in a photo-contest and running out of ideas? The generate button creates new ideas, new pics, new everything :D
need to read the german bild-zeitung because of its famous sports-section? Press the button
black trousers or the blue trousers? Leave the girl or not? One sausage or better to? It's not always easy to make the decision – the button could help
everything is in its place: the swimming pool, the cool drinks, the great mates – just one thing is missing: the sun. The summer-button can solve the problem
no one there to reread your important text you just written? Hit the button
you want the good things without the risk of the bad ones? Push the prevent-button and she won't become pregnant ;)
Hello again - Now I create a remote control with one main, 6 buttons with other specification, extra button and the Time button, when you want the thing ;-)
enjoy my creations..
You want Thai massage? Take the remote ;)
You are hungry, no problem.
The WM is began, you need a beer? a two? a sixpack?
The party where your are is to small, pls press the button...
Its a rainy day, press the button for a sunshine an change the preference..
mhh donut :-D
Need a sport car? or a jeep - this is four you. Press - drive - enjoy
You dont now what you wear? Press the button and change the dresscode.
You need a escort or a cute girl for a dinner ;-)
Bring me beer button.
Clean room button.
Order KFC button
Run Twitter button.
Order TAXI button.
Make some money button.
Speed brain usage button.
Automatic shave button.
Order pizza button.
Do my job for me button.
Set up your alarm clock
Activate microphone, so that it won't be always on
Book tickets for movies, concert etc.
Open your calendar to see what the day looks like
Change tab in browser
Darkens the glasses and puts your movie on fullscreen mode
Clears browsing history
Turns on the coffee machine
Sets a countdown timer for any need
Boiling eggs but want to surf on Internet at the same time? Set up an egg clock
Opens up your exercise diary, keeps you fit
Can't decide? Let Esprimo do it for you
Like in Facebook
Opens up your webmail or mail software
Someone is going to see something you don't want him or her to see, push panic button and the password protected screensaver will pop up
Turns on every device on the home theatre
Starts the desired program set, ie. browser, tweetdeck, photoshop
Got an appointment? Set up a reminder for it
ReTweets a blog post, news...
Prints your predefined shopping list
Shutdowns all the devices in the home theatre
You're watching a movie on your couch but fear that you will wake up on the morning and your computer is still on. Don't worry, set up a shutdown timer
Opens up Spotify and starts playing the last playlist
Having problems setting up speakers? This button sends a test signal to every speaker
This button takes a print screen shot on your current monitor and uploads it to predefined location
How about no buttons, just a touch screen!
Or no buttons! Just a touch sensitive connect button and a gesture detention system like Microsoft Kinect for Xbox 360.
Mirror button. Reflects all of your sins and lets you see them on the TV screen.
David Lynch button. No one know what does it do, but its scary!
I had some more button ideas!
You see it? You sale it.
The Brad Pitt Button transforms every face into an Brad Pitt Face. Awesome!
The SNACK-BUTTON brings you a fresh and crispy brown pretzel.
You play a game and you mostly done? Take a MEDI PACK and survive the next attack.
STOP BP means stop environmental pollution!
You choose the teams and they will play against each other - just by tipping the SOCCER BUTTON twice.
Watch the development on the stock market.
Are you religious? Just call to JESUS.
Don't forgett the VZ-network - it's a big one in europe.
Press the VZ BUTTON and update you personal profile information (you see a TV show > this one will be added to your favorite ones)
Your car needs a new technical-verified-badge? Press the TÜV BUTTON
Don't know what to say? The dictionary will help you with the right phrase or tell you some synonyms.
You can use the VUVUZELA BUTTON for turning it on or off. Maybe off will be your first choice.
Break down every borders and feel free and happy.
Your kids love Hello Kitty? Great! They will love the new HELLO KITTY BUTTON which turns every picture into hello-kitty-comic-style.
In Germany we all knew the Sandmann who brings us the tiredness we nee to fall into sleep.
It's all about the big together. The EUROPE BUTTON features a function which let the european union grow in mind.
Need a great nobel prize idea? Press the IDEA BUTTON.
Don't like smoking people in movies? Hide them!
Yeah, let's shift to the dark side.
Now your birthday is whenever you want... and a candle is setting alight.
Need fresh breath? No problem. Press the MINT BUTTON and enjoy fresh breeze.
Need fresh breath? No problem. Press the MINT BUTTON and enjoy a fresh breeze.
Awful ads? Skip them.
See a palm? Travel to a lonely island.
Low temperature button.
Detect lie button.
Rise sun button.
Compas button.
Smile button.
Free price button.
Make party button.
FIFA South Africa button.
Stop time button.
Bring me my car button.
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